How to be an Evil Dictator

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Espie got bored and decided to write some satire. Probably not that funny, but whatever. xD

HOW TO BE AN EVIL DICTATOR

1. Admire previous evil dictators. Start imitating them.
2. Laugh at their mistakes.
3. Devise evil plot, drawing heavily on previous evil dictators for inspiration.
4. Set evil plot in motion.
5. Succeed at evil plot.
6. Get seriously owned/assumed killed by Good Guy.
7. Run away. Get laughed at.
8. Wait for a few years and devise an even better evil plot.
9. Set even better evil plot in motion.
10. Get foiled halfway through even better evil plot by Good Guy.
11. Get seriously owned/assumed killed by Good Guy.
12. Run away. Get laughed at.
13. Repeat steps 8-12 until you get sick of being an evil dictator/turn to good side/get killed by Good Guy.