1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[Swifthoof]

I'm bored so I decided to do a thread on how to get kicked out of Walmart so here's one

Get a can of whipped cream and spray it everywhere ;D

Post suggestion although if you do decide to follow our ideas, we are not liable to sue ;D

[maixa]

Take all the ps2 ect... games rip them open and play them on the demo players ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[maixa]

Punch a cashier

[Swifthoof]

Get water guns and spray people ^^

[maixa]

Take all the clothes off of the racks

[slimestone]

Rip all the heads off Barbie Dolls ;D

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[maixa]

May 6, 2008 7:08:58 GMT -5 @slimestone said:

Rip all the heads off Barbie Dolls ;D

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are you serious??!! Getting them out of the boxes is enough, although it is VERY FUNNY
(you may not even have enough time)

[serenity]

Get one of those big bouncy ball things and start bouncy around the store on it

[maixa]

EAT ALL THE CANDY

SUGAR RUSH

[Swifthoof]

Hide in a clothes rack and yell "Pick me!" when ever a customer comes to browse xD

[maixa]

Hide in the rack and say *I was made in Asia by 5yr olds, so pick me so the 5yr olds don't get any money* lol

[jezabel]

take woopee cusions and blow them in cashiers and customers face saying"The farts will blow you away!"

[[R].ebel]

[Something I've actually done!]

Take one of the kiddy bikes and ride them around the store! That'll get'em fired up! ;D

[maixa]

[some walmarts don't have these]

go to where the fish are and try to catch the fish

[[esperanza]]

Everytime the intercom comes on, loudly complain that the voices are talking to you again.

Rearrange the store, ignoring any rules of rhyme or reason.

Ask the clerks where you can find any Common Sense. Upon learning that Wal*Mart does not carry Common Sense, throw a hissy fit and threaten to sue.

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